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Top ten reasons why people think moms are crazy:
10.) Moms talk to themselves all the time. (It's only because the baby books say that talking around your baby is good for language development! No, really.)
9.) Moms cry at commercials. (Well, at least I do... must be those pesky hormones.)
8.) Moms wipe off boogers, snot, drool, spit-up, etc. with their hands and/or clothing like it's no big deal.
7.) Moms can understand toddler speak as though it's English.
6.) Moms talk about the condition of their child's bowel movements with anyone who will listen.
5.) Moms wake up in the middle of the night to check and see if their baby is still breathing. (Yes, I did this too.)
4.) Moms think that their baby is the most beautiful thing in the world, even when the baby looks like a squished up little old person.
3.) Moms sing songs about anything and everything... just to make it fun!
2.) Moms actually care if their child's clothing--which will inevitably be getting covered in food, drool, or worse--matches.
1.) Moms go through labor and, once it's over, would go through it AGAIN!
I hope you enjoy the list, and let me know if you have anything else to add!
